Astrology

So im back a lot sooner than i expected, a mere 15 minutes after i created this page. The reason for this is because I was trying to work out how to take that astrology shit off my profile, when I realised it would be remiss of me not to mention just how much I hate astrology.

Astrology is probably the biggest load of crap I have ever come across. The other day I was working at the races along side this clerk; I knew she was a bit of fruit cake going buy her neck tattoos, that she later explained were to do with tibetan karma and hope or something. Anyway, she began to subtly preach to me about my inner spiritual being and all that crap, it was actually horrifying.

So to cast all doubt aside I came home and read a couple of these horoscopes, just to see what I was missing out on. As i expected, each one of them fed you the same generic bullshit.. ie. 'you may wake up tired in the morning'.. 'you will feel happiness today'.. 'john howard will make an idiot of himself today'..

it was all 'cover your bases' rubbish, that was careful never to specify, and was general enough that it would loosely relate to anyone. It sort of reminded me of that turd John Edward who had that 'crossing over' show. he used to pretend to be able to speak to the dead.. and would spit out crap like, 'im seeing an a, no maybe thats an e, yes his or her name definitely had an a or an e in it..'

All in all, I just find it mindboggling that there are actually people out there who believe the way the stars are aligned actually has some significance. That because star A is 7.38 light years from B, that the next child to be born under Venus will be well endowed. Its ridiculous!

And dont get me started on tarot cards or any of that other rubbish, I may just vomit.

However, because Im feeling benevolent, I do have a special, once in a lifetime offer for you all! I will tell you the name of your one true love, no strings attached.
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like i said, its all horse shit.